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Gladiator Fitness tips and tricks

A Timeless Routine for Strength, Grit, and Sand-Resistant Abs

Want to get in shape for the lions and tigers? Train like our best fighters and whip yourself in shape.

Warm-Up: The Arena Shuffle

Before you lift a boulder or dodge a trident, warm up like a champion of Rome.
🌀 3 rounds of:

  • Torch-light jog around the perimeter of your villa (or couch)
  • 15 “Spear Jabs” (with or without prop sword)
  • 10 “Shield Circles” to limber the deltoids

Don’t forget to chant “For Glory!” between sets. It confuses enemies and energizes the soul.

Strength: Pillar of Power Circuit

Inspired by real Colosseum combatants, this circuit builds heroic strength and posture worthy of statue form.

🏋️ 3 rounds, no whining between rounds:

  • 12 Roman Squats (holding amphora or potted plant)
  • 10 Deadlifts (use sack of grain, laundry, or helmet pile)
  • 30s Chariot Plank
  • 10 Push-Ups (or “Push-Downs” if you’ve toppled a barbarian)

Rest with dignity. Collapse in a lion pose only.

Core: Abs of Marble

Your core is your empire. Fortify it.

🔥 Repeat 2x:

  • 20 “Forum Twists” (Russian twist style, holding scroll or goblet)
  • 15 “Toga Raises” (leg raises)
  • 1 min “Arena Hover” (plank while pretending you’re on sand)

Optional: scream “SPQR” during each exhale for maximum tightening effect.

Cardio: Chase the Chariot

Endurance was vital for gladiators. You never knew if the emperor wanted 5 minutes of fighting… or 40.

🏃‍♂️ Cardio options:

  • Sprint up temple steps (or actual stairs) x 5 rounds
  • Sandbag carries through your local marketplace
  • Interval training: 30s sprint, 30s dodge invisible arrows

No treadmill? Run laps around disgruntled senators.

Cool-Down: Imperial Stretch

🧘‍♂️ Hold each for 20 seconds, or until visions of Jupiter fade:

  • Laurel Wreath Neck Rolls
  • Trident Overhead Stretch
  • Colosseum Lunge & Bow
  • Gladiator’s Gratitude Pose (kneeling with arms raised to the gods)

Bonus: Gladiator Diet Tips 🥗

💡 “What Would Maximus Eat?”

  • Morning: Barley porridge with olives
  • Lunch: Roasted chicken leg with figs
  • Post-workout: Garum protein blend (ok, maybe just salted lentils)
  • Cheat Day? One honey cake. Maybe two if you defeated a Gaul.

And always hydrate with water from a certified aqueduct.

Final Thoughts from the Arena Floor

You don’t need an emperor’s approval to train like a warrior.
You need grit. A good pair of sandals. And a mat that doesn’t mind sand.

“Strength, Honor, and Quads of Bronze.”

See you in the arena.

— Titus Maximus
Official Trainer of the 7th Legion Rec Center

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