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The Roman Foodie: Top 5 Trattorias for Senators and the Plebs

Where the Senators Eat, the Plebs Dream, and the Bread Never Stops

We did not spare any expenses to uncover these top food spots for you. No matter if you are crossing the Alps on elephants to invade Rome or if you are visiting as Cleopatra’s entourage from Egypt, make sure to check them out – satisfaction guaranteed.

1. Trattoria Via Appia

📍 Location: Mile Marker VIII, along the Appian Way

A favorite among traveling legions and Instagram muralists. Their stuffed dormice with pine nuts is legendary, especially when paired with their house-fermented garum. Expect a rustic ambience with oil lamps and the occasional camel out back.

🗣️ “Simple food, strong wine, and zero stab wounds. 5/5 amphorae.”


2. Domus Gustatio

📍 Location: Aventine Hill, just left of the temple ruins

Upscale dining meets imperial flair. This spot is frequented by the toga elite and is known for its 14-course tasting menu, each inspired by a different province. The Iberian squid ink barley risotto? Chefus kissus.

⚠️ Booking required at least one lunar cycle in advance.

🗣️ “I wept during course nine. My date ascended spiritually. 4.8/5 amphorae.”


3. Pane et Circenses

📍 Location: Across from the Colosseum’s West Gate

Yes, it’s touristy. Yes, the waiters dress like gladiators. But hear me out: their wood-fired flatbread with wild boar prosciutto and fig reduction is a divine experience. Also great for post-fight banquets and awkward arena dates.

🗣️ “Lively. Loud. I left with a full belly and a souvenir trident.” 4.6/5 amphorae.


4. La Grotte di Bacchus

📍 Location: Subterranean cellar beneath Palatine Hill

A cozy, candlelit hideaway favored by poets, rebels, and wine snobs. Known for their honey-glazed hare and a wine list longer than the Appian Way. Perfect for secret affairs or dramatic toasts.

🗣️ “The ambience was so intoxicating I proposed to my waiter. 4.9/5 amphorae.”


5. Culina Populi

📍 Location: Forum Food Stall 22B

This street-food marvel serves deep-fried garum cakes and grape-stuffed sausage wraps that are perfect for eating on the go. Affordable, fast, and surprisingly tender.

🗣️ “Cheap, cheerful, and I didn’t even get robbed. 4.7/5 amphorae.”


Bonus Tip: Best Gelato in the Empire 🍨

Try Frigidarium Caesarum, near the Pantheon. Their honey-lavender snow ice will make you abandon your sandals in joy.


Final Thoughts from the Vomitorium

Dining in Rome isn’t just about food. It’s about gossip, gods, and giving yourself permission to eat like you just conquered Gaul.

So whether you’re a senator, centurion, or soup vendor with ambition—eat well, drink deeply, and never skip the olives.

“In vino veritas. In pizza, happiness.”

Appetitus Maximus
Licking plates since 753 B.C.E.

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